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Are you in Love? How did it
happen?
Ah, that magic spell your lover put on you, here is the explanation as
to what happened to you and when that spell is going to die...
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100 Things you need to know about women
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If a typical date consists of you playing Halo 2 in
your underwear and socks before angrily refusing
even to consider engaging in a bit of foreplay, you
probably should read this one, Romeo.
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Priceless
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---Elegant wedding reception
for 600 family members and friends.........$92,000.
---Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.....$4,000.
---Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations on
Mykonos Island....$8,500.
---The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy, under their chairs during reception, of
the bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless! |
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Back to School - With the
Car
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 As
summer winds down and young adults prepare to head
back to college, assemble an "Auto Care Package" to
send with your students.
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Won the Lottery
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A man gets home, screeches his
car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams
the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey,
pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”
The wife says, “Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I
pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
The husband yells back, “It doesn’t matter… just get
the hell out!” |
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A Soldier's Church in Iraq
Prayer is the best medicine. Prayer is the way to
renewal and spiritual life. Prayer is strength, refreshment, and joy.
Prayer lifts us up from our isolation to a conscious, loving communion
with God in which everything is experienced in a new light. Prayer
becomes a personal dialogue with God, a spiritual breathing of the soul.
Prayer gives us Hope, Hope is the fuel and energy of Living.
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 If Man was not intelligent
An Armenian poem by Hovannes Helvajian, with English
translation.
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When was the last time you
laughed?
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People who don't express their
dissatisfaction and anger, don't express their
feelings, end up being depressed.
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Genocide - 90 Years
of Silence
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Every year, on April 24, Armenians worldwide
commemorate the Armenian Genocide of 1915 in Ottoman
Turkey.
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Keeping the Spark Alive
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A happy marriage is also a marriage where romance
and passion for each other is kept alive.
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Sensual
night
Any night can be an intimate night, just start
it right. Unplug your day and shift your focus to
your senses.
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Typoglycemia |
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huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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What did we buy in 2004
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16.9 million retail cars sold, 26.7percent of it was
SUVs.
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Only Facts .. I did not
make them
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The most active time for sex
in the United States is 11 p.m.
According to a recent report
in the New England Journal of Medicine, women are 30
percent more sexually active during a full moon.
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Pleasuring Him
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 For
men the mind can be one of the most important sex
organs. Present your lover with new and exciting
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Perfumes
2005-10-30 |
 Buy
your perfumes in small bottles and keep them in your refrigerator,
perfumes are not wines, they degenerate.
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Got the Blues?
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Nutrition and exercise can ease symptoms of mild to
moderate depression
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Actions speak
loud, Just because a guy won't always
say how he feels, doesn't mean he isn’t
digging you.
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The Rose |
On November 20, 1986,
President Reagan issued Proclamation 5574: The
National Floral Emblem of the United States of
America: The Rose.
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Man
is like a Train...