Words of wisdom

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If you start judging people,

you will be having no time to love them...

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Virginity is like a bubble,

one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket

feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse

soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.

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Man who live in glass house should

change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well,

often catch crabs.

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